federal offenses

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My little rebel is doing what she can to shake things up. Despite very explicit federal warnings, she is clearly pushing the limits.

I've come to call Iris my little Tag Finder. She can sniff out a tag like a pig can sniff out truffles. Here are just a few of the tags she's been able to locate. Of course each tag is subject to an official taste test too boot.

The pillow tag was the first one she discovered. After that, she was hooked!

This is the tag on her coat that I found her chewing on just a couple of days ago.

Of course she usually spots the tags on nearly all of her clothes.

The tag to her blanket. All blankets tags have been spotted and chewed on.

Her stuffed animal tags are especially tasty

Wouldn't you know it?

I was holding her one day and was wondering why she was grunting and snarling.

Turns out she found the tag in the back of my shirt!

Little stinker! Who's gonna help me bail her out of federal prison?!?